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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2010|01:05 am]

Ever had one of those moments where you pause and think of WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT WORD YOU NEED?! ever wondered what that woman who plucks your eyebrow is called?

 

talking about the origins of olivia wilde's nicely shaped eyebrows... )

 


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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2010|12:32 am]
well guys, its the time of the year again, the best time to blog... when exams are here. yup

I have to talk about my cabbing addiction. it is so bad.

one very hot afternoon, we were walking to the bus stop and i was all like TO CAB OR NOT TO CAB. and nerine was like NO NO DONT CAB. but shihwen was like YES CAB.

so i cabbed. but before i got onto the cab. i heard nerine shout from the bus stop in front of many people: GER! IF YOU CAB I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!

yup that's how serious it is, that my friends are threatening to unfriend me.


but cabbing is really good for you.it saves time. as you all know, time is precious, time is money. but cabbing is also money. so that does not support my point so anyway moving on, cabbing reduces sweating, it helps the economy..

THE BAD THING ABOUT CABBING IS.. the cab drivers who cant stop talking.
okay seriously,the worst was when i've had a cab driver telling me he is the michael jackson of driving and he was teaching me how to chiong red lights and also telling me how he failed his driving 7 times. that's really good and comforting to know, uncle! fortunately i was wearing my seatbelt.

It wasnt this bad until recently. like i used to be able to control. but. now its just like keep taking ten dollar notes and throwing outside comfort and city cab headquarters.

so i shall now make a very BOLD move and say this: NEXT SEM I SHALL NOT CAB AS MUCH. AT MOST TWICE A WEEK.. . .
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2010|07:15 pm]
Why issit that some people can openly be bitches and get away with it while others have to sit back quietly and take their shit?

anyway, LONG WEEKEND :) but i have about 5 assignments.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2010|01:09 am]

deleted the post. blah. i feel like im just floating around in life right now. not a clue what im doing and not thinking before i do certain things.

on a happier note, its the weekend soon :) happy weekend everyone.


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MORNING LESSONS SUCK [Feb. 9th, 2010|09:34 pm]
I HATE MORNING LESSONS BECAUSE

1. i have to wake up early
2. i have to squeeze inside the mrt with 4312431243124 other people
3. i always have hell alot of eye shit in the morning
4. the 179 bus queue is never ending
5.my day starts earlier means i am awake longer means i eat more means i grow fatter each time i have 830am lessons


so anyway, today i was in the MRT right and this middle-aged woman was squeezing into the train with a FLOCK of people. she wasnt holding her bag properly, and the bag got stuck in the mass of people. like it was kiaped amongst the crowd and like people kept pushing her AWAY from her bag. so in the end, her bag was kiaped by people on one side of the train and she was on another side without her bag. and she was trying to use her arm to reach for the handleof her bag but her bag was just hovering in mid air cos four ppl were kiaping in it.

i really hope ppl understand what's kiap if not that whole paragraph wouldnt make any sense whatsoever...
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walk as fast as you can [Jan. 18th, 2010|05:09 pm]
I think i am quite a competitive person. today, while walking home. i was walking next to this woman who was like walking with really quick but small steps and then for no reason at all. a voice in my head said: "walk faster than her!". so yeah i started picking up speed to outwalk that woman who was wearing HEELS and i was wearing SLIPPERS.
aiya but there is a competitive edge to everyone.dont tell me you never did that before.

hmm what can i say? school has been really tiring... super exhausting.. and life is so boring at the moment. its no wonder im resorting to self-organised walkathons to brighten up my day. tsk.
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2010|06:07 pm]
i live with a woman who loves to pack.. my aunty. she decided to pack my stuff for me and now i cant find anything i want. yeesh

anyway, its 6pm and i just woke up not too long ago cos i tongxiaoed at aud's house with mel and liteng. actually tongxiao is usually for mahjong all night kind but ours is play 3 rounds then do other things plus sleep at 4. HAHA we couldnt tahan, it must have been the laughing.

haha we played taboo. and omg. it was SUPER HILARIOUS.

liteng: this one is very big in the NS!
(word was TANK)

mel: ok this is the new kind of water.
(word was NEWATER)

HAHAHA. gah!

oh btw, aud's new house is very nice!

hm anyway, one more week of holiday. that's sad man. that's sad. i dont wanna go back to pulau ntu as joy calls it. i like my fajar island. sigh. and i can't wait for the next holiday alr. im gonna end here because my stomach is in pain. good bye and HAPPPYYY NEW YEARRR
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christmas woes [Dec. 27th, 2009|11:38 pm]
MERRRRRY CHRISTMASSSS EVERY BAH DEE!

ive been eating non stop christmas dinners that i think i might resemble a ham pretty soon. so friends, if you see a ham face walking around.. THAT'S ME. do say hi!

not only do i look like a ham now. ive been shitting ham non-stop. but that's another story.

hmm how was my christmas? i guess it was fun. EXCEPT..

my guitar hero drums broke on christmas day itself...this is such a tragedy.. seriously. i was so upset until dinner time.

school's starting... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i dont want school to starttttttt. the smelly boon lay interchange.. the steps and steps and STEPS... the crazy crowded canteen... the 41234314132 essays... the sweating...

as you can tell.. i LOVE SCHOOL.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2009|10:53 pm]
i went for christmas service at indoor stadium today. it was gooooooooood. just what i needed since life is so freaking depressing right now. worsened by the fact that holidays are ending.

ho ho ho )
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(no subject) [Nov. 27th, 2009|10:50 pm]
I HATE BEING SICK. MY THROAT HURTS, MY NOSE IS CRAZY... ARGH
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